{"id":8621,"date":"2010-07-29T13:55:29","date_gmt":"2010-07-29T10:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8621"},"modified":"2010-07-29T13:55:29","modified_gmt":"2010-07-29T10:55:29","slug":"o-aberatie-de-gps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/07\/o-aberatie-de-gps\/","title":{"rendered":"O abera\u0163ie de GPS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pornind de la o discu\u0163ie petrecut\u0103 cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte, vis-a-vis de GPS<\/strong>-uri \u015fi indica\u0163iile vocale ale acestora, stau \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb de ce inginerii care me\u015fteresc genul acesta de \u015fmecherii nu adopt\u0103 o variant\u0103 mai relaxat\u0103 a ghidului vocal? De ce trebuie ca domni\u015foara sau domnul care emit sunete din gadgetul<\/em> respectiv s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t de serio\u015fi? \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 transmit\u0103 aceea\u015fi karma \u015foferului?<\/p>\n

Prietenii mei \u00eemi povesteau cum, gre\u015find la un moment dat ruta indicat\u0103 de GPS<\/strong>, acesta a \u00eenceput s\u0103 repete obsesiv \u201e\u00eentoarce\u0163i-v\u0103\u201d, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, \u00eentr-un final, ma\u015fina s-a \u00eenscris pe traseul corect. Nu ar fi fost mai amuzant ca aparatul s\u0103 fac\u0103 un mi\u015fto, dou\u0103, de \u015fofer? \u201eFraiere, ai a\u0163ipit? Ha, ha, ha, ce bou e\u015fti! Ai gre\u015fit drumul, b\u0103h!\u201d. M\u0103 rog, o variant\u0103…<\/p>\n

Sau cum o fi ca GPS<\/strong>-ul s\u0103 fie unul ursuz? Plin de sictir \u015fi de dume proaste? \u015ei, pe deasupra, \u015foferul stresat iar nevast\u0103-sa ori cine o fi \u00een dreapta, s\u0103 fie cic\u0103litoare? De exemplu:<\/p>\n

\u201eEa: Iubitule, vezi c\u0103 ai gre\u015fit drumul!!<\/p>\n

GPS: …\u00centoarce\u0163i-v\u0103 la dreapta…<\/p>\n

El: Da, \u00eengera\u015f, acum rezolv..<\/p>\n

Ea: Hai, iubi, c\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rziem \u015fi nu vreau s\u0103 ajungem pe noapte!<\/p>\n

GPS: … \u00centoarce\u0163i-v\u0103…<\/p>\n

El: Da, albinu\u0163\u0103, imediat…<\/p>\n

GPS: \u00centoarce\u0163i-v\u0103 la dreapta…<\/p>\n

Ea: Iubiii, uite ce zice GPS-ul!!<\/p>\n

GPS: \u00centoarce\u0163i-v\u0103, \u00een p#la mea!<\/p>\n

El: Acum, acum!<\/p>\n

Ea: Iubiii, mai \u00eencet, c\u0103 ne ia radarul!!<\/p>\n

GPS: \u00centoarce\u0163i-v\u0103 \u00een jungl\u0103, maimu\u0163e proaste!<\/p>\n

Ea: Iubiii, mai u\u015for!<\/p>\n

El: Las\u0103-m\u0103 dracu\u2019, nu ziceai c\u0103 nu vrei s\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2rzii?<\/p>\n

GPS: Maimu\u0163elor, maimu\u0163elor!<\/p>\n

Ea: Iubiii, vezi c\u0103 dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fti aiurea! Of, mi-e r\u0103u, m\u0103 sperii!<\/p>\n

GPS: Dep\u0103\u015fe\u015fte, boule! \u00centoarce la dreapta, \u00een p#la mea!<\/p>\n

Ea: Iubiiii, ce are \u0103sta?<\/p>\n

El: Taci!!<\/p>\n

Ea: Te rog, las-o mai moale!<\/p>\n

GPS: Viteeez\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103! Ha, ha, ha!<\/p>\n

Ea: Nuuuu! Opre\u015fte!!<\/p>\n

GPS: Arunc-o, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n

Ea: Taci!<\/p>\n

GPS: Maimuuu\u0163eee, maimuuu\u0163eee!<\/p>\n

Ea: Prostule! Iubiii, ce faci?<\/p>\n

GPS: Maimu\u0163\u0103, maimu\u0163\u0103!<\/p>\n

El: Guraaa!<\/p>\n

GPS: \u00centoarce\u0163i-v\u0103 la drepata \u015fi intra\u0163i \u00een TIR!<\/p>\n

Ea: Nuuuu!<\/p>\n

GPS: Ba nu, bag-o direct \u00een lac!<\/p>\n

Ea: Iubiiiii, aten\u0163ieeee!!<\/p>\n

El: Aaaaa, nuuuuuu..!<\/p>\n

Poc!<\/p>\n

GPS: …\u00eentoarce\u0163i-v\u0103.. \u00eentoarce\u0163i-v\u0103… \u00eentoarce\u0163i-v\u0103.. d\u0103-v\u0103-n p#la mea!\u201d<\/p>\n

E?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Pornind de la o discu\u0163ie petrecut\u0103 cu o sear\u0103 \u00eenainte, vis-a-vis de GPS-uri \u015fi indica\u0163iile vocale ale acestora, stau \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb de ce inginerii care me\u015fteresc genul acesta de \u015fmecherii nu adopt\u0103 o variant\u0103 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[1512,2017,3121],"class_list":["post-8621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-gps","tag-masina","tag-sofer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}