{"id":863,"date":"2008-03-31T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/31\/o-femeie-facea-cumparaturi-la-un-supermarket\/"},"modified":"2008-03-31T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T15:43:00","slug":"o-femeie-facea-cumparaturi-la-un-supermarket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/o-femeie-facea-cumparaturi-la-un-supermarket\/","title":{"rendered":"O femeie facea cumparaturi la un supermarket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cumpara o cutie de lapte 2%, un carton de oua, o cutie de suc de portocale, o cutie de cafea, o salata  si niste costita afumata. In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un tip beat in spatele ei si se uita indelung la produse. Apoi spune:<br \/>&#8211; Tu traiesti, mai mult ca sigur, singura!<br \/>Femeia se uita contrariata la produsele pe care le cumparase si nu intelege de unde a tras betivul concluzia.<br \/>&#8211; Ai perfecta dreptate, sunt singura, dar de unde ti-ai dat sema?<br \/>&#8211; Pentru ca esti ur\u00e2ta!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cumpara o cutie de lapte 2%, un carton de oua, o cutie de suc de portocale, o cutie de cafea, o salata si niste costita afumata. In timp ce le descarca la casa, vine un &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}