{"id":8672,"date":"2010-08-07T20:49:14","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T17:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8672"},"modified":"2010-08-07T20:49:14","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T17:49:14","slug":"cum-a-ratat-basescu-vata-pe-batul-din-ureche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/08\/cum-a-ratat-basescu-vata-pe-batul-din-ureche\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum a ratat B\u0103sescu vata pe b\u0103\u0163ul din ureche"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cel mai mare \u00eenot\u0103tor de diminea\u0163\u0103 al statului, respectiv domnul pre\u015fedinte Traian B\u0103sescu, a ajuns s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta la sec\u0163ia ORL a Spitalului Militar deoarece \u015fi-a introdus invers un be\u0163i\u015for de ureche.\u00a0 Impruden\u0163a ce ar fi putut s\u0103-l coste jum\u0103tate de auz\u00a0 s-a consumat imediat dup\u0103 ce \u015feful statului \u015fi-a terminat obi\u015fnuita \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de \u00eenot matinal\u0103,\u00a0 \u00een timp ce discuta la telefon lucruri importante cu unul dintre ministri.<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 domnul pre\u015fedinte a fost precaut \u015fi a ales s\u0103 mearg\u0103 la control pentru a nu se ivi complica\u0163ii, pot s\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg. Cum ar putea un pre\u015fedinte \u00eentr-o ureche s\u0103 mai asculte glasul poporului?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen schimb, ni\u015fte semne de \u00eentrebare s-au iscat atunci c\u00e2nd m-am g\u00e2ndit la cum a reu\u015fit domnul pre\u015fedinte s\u0103-\u015fi introduc\u0103  invers tocmai un be\u0163i\u015for de ureche.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, am avea a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Varianta 1<\/strong>: Domnul pre\u015fedinte a folosit un model de be\u0163i\u015for de ureche <em>Tirbu\u015fonul lui Traian.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8674\" title=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/1-300x184.jpg\" alt=\"1\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" \/><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Varianta 2<\/strong>: Domnul pre\u015fedinte \u015fi-a introdus \u00een ureche <em>patul<\/em> unui model de be\u0163i\u015for <em>Kalasnikov \u2013 pentru pre\u015fedin\u0163i puternici<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8675\" title=\"2\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/2-300x184.jpg\" alt=\"2\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Varianta 3<\/strong>: Domnul pre\u015fedinte a folosit un be\u0163i\u015for de ureche clasic c\u0103ruia i-a \u00eendep\u0103rtat \u015fomoiogul de vat\u0103 de la unul din capete pentru a o \u00eembiba cu boramid \u015fi a o plasa la una din m\u0103selele la care a prins curent \u00een vizitele din timpul inunda\u0163iilor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-8676\" title=\"3\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/3-300x184.jpg\" alt=\"3\" width=\"300\" height=\"184\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nici una din variantele de mai sus nu este adev\u0103rat\u0103, atunci e clar: be\u0163i\u015forul nici m\u0103car nu l-a atins \u015fi-a fost un trucaj ordinar.<\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cel mai mare \u00eenot\u0103tor de diminea\u0163\u0103 al statului, respectiv domnul pre\u015fedinte Traian B\u0103sescu, a ajuns s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta la sec\u0163ia ORL a Spitalului Militar deoarece \u015fi-a introdus invers un be\u0163i\u015for de ureche.\u00a0 Impruden\u0163a ce ar fi &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[444,472,3163,3495],"class_list":["post-8672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-basescu","tag-betigas","tag-spital","tag-ureche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}