{"id":8703,"date":"2010-08-13T16:56:43","date_gmt":"2010-08-13T13:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8703"},"modified":"2010-08-13T16:56:43","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T13:56:43","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-16-22-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/08\/horoscopul-saptamanii-16-22-august\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 16- 22 august"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Departamentul Detectivilor f\u0103r\u0103 Frontiere<\/em><em><\/em><em> <\/em><em>\u015ei Toate \u0162iglele pe Cas\u0103<\/em> al<strong> Revistei Cioburi<\/strong> a prezentat \u00een \u015fedin\u0163a de redac\u0163ie de azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 un raport pentru care bravii colegi ai departamentului \u00eenainte amintit \u015fi-au neglijat nevestele, copiii, purceii \u015fi c\u0103\u0163eii mai bine de dou\u0103 luni. Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat? Alarma\u0163i de dispari\u0163ia subit\u0103 a distinsului Jean Horoscopizdul precum \u015fi de num\u0103rul alarmant de mare al scrisorilor trimise de enoria\u015fi pe adresa redac\u0163iei, am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 purcedem \u00een c\u0103utarea guru-ului astrologic pentru a lini\u015fti masele furioase adunate de c\u00e2teva zile, amenin\u0163\u0103tor, \u00een fa\u0163a sediului nostru. Din raportul colegilor detectivi am aflat cu stupoare c\u0103 domnul Jean nu disp\u0103ruse nic\u0103ieri, ci se ascunsese \u00een sala serverelor, \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2ntat de valul de c\u0103ldur\u0103 care a lovit meleagurile autohtone. Evident, c\u0103 doar \u0103sta \u00eei este harul, astrologul \u015ftia acest lucru \u00eenc\u0103 din luna iunie, atunci disp\u0103r\u00e2nd practic.<\/p>\n<p>Din p\u0103cate, statul \u00een frig nu i-a c\u0103zut chiar bine lui Jean iar previziunile pentru perioada imediat  urm\u0103toare arat\u0103 clar acest lucru. Ne cerem scuze celor care \u00eenc\u0103 mai cred \u00een el.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Berbec<\/strong>. Br\u00e2nz\u0103, telemea, ca\u015f, urd\u0103, pastram\u0103, c\u00e2rna\u0163i de Ple\u015fcoi, \u015fosete de l\u00e2n\u0103, Steaua Bucure\u015fti.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Taur<\/strong>. Vaci gestante. P\u00e2n\u0103 ajunge bou.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gemeni<\/strong>. Orice vre\u0163i voi x doi. Pentru domni exist\u0103 \u015fi varianta dou\u0103\u00a0: unu.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rac<\/strong>. Rom\u00e2nia. Tot \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Leu<\/strong>. Mugur Is\u0103rescu\/Regele animalelor. Tot aia.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fecioar\u0103<\/strong>. Bila de pe A.S.E.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Balan\u0163\u0103<\/strong>. E oarb\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scorpion<\/strong>. Bleah!<\/p>\n<p><strong>S\u0103get\u0103tor<\/strong>. Mai nou, DARTS.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Capricorn<\/strong>.\u00a0??????????<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u0103rs\u0103tor<\/strong>. Turn\u0103tor. Ar fi o list\u0103 prea mare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pe\u015fti<\/strong>. Centur\u0103, parc\u0103ri de TIR, M\u0103t\u0103sari.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Departamentul Detectivilor f\u0103r\u0103 Frontiere \u015ei Toate \u0162iglele pe Cas\u0103 al Revistei Cioburi a prezentat \u00een \u015fedin\u0163a de redac\u0163ie de azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 un raport pentru care bravii colegi ai departamentului \u00eenainte amintit \u015fi-au neglijat nevestele, copiii, purceii &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[133,354,1592,2651],"class_list":["post-8703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-aberatie","tag-astrolog","tag-horoscop","tag-previziuni"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}