{"id":8728,"date":"2010-08-31T08:54:03","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T05:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8728"},"modified":"2010-08-31T08:54:03","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T05:54:03","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-30-august-05-septembrie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/08\/horoscopul-saptamanii-30-august-05-septembrie\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 30 august-05 septembrie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0 Aflat \u00een continuare \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, Jean Horoscopizdul a angajat c\u00e2\u0163iva omule\u0163i verzi s\u0103 caute \u00een stele destinele omenirii, p\u00e2n\u0103 la revenirea sa \u00een cabinet. Ace\u015ftia s-au str\u0103duit c\u00e2t au putut de mult s\u0103 urmeze talentul master<\/em>-ului lor \u00een ale viziunii apoi au trimis pe adresa redac\u0163iei rezultatul muncii. Lua\u0163i de aici:<\/p>\n

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V\u0103rs\u0103tor.<\/strong> Tot cu ochii pe pere\u021bi \u0219i mintea-n nori. Degeaba visa\u021bi la cai verzi pe pere\u021bi \u0219i c\u00e2ini cu covrigi \u00een coad\u0103, c\u0103 ori v\u0103 sun\u0103 amanta so\u021bului, ori v\u0103 arunc\u0103 \u0219efu h\u00e2r\u021boagele-n cap ori a\u021bi m\u00e2ncat stricat \u0219i o s\u0103 v\u0103 c\u00e2ca\u021bi pe voi. Oricum pute.Realitatea e de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n

Pe<\/strong>\u0219<\/strong>ti.<\/strong> O s\u0103 ave\u021bi rost de drum. C\u0103 doar a venit scaden\u021ba ratelor. Dar se \u00eentrevede \u0219i o cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 nou\u0103. Posibil poli\u021bistul care o s\u0103 v\u0103 dea amend\u0103 c\u0103 a\u021bi trecut pe ro\u0219u.<\/p>\n

Berbec.<\/strong> Rela\u021bia cu partenerul de via\u021b\u0103 merge de minune. Un iz de afum\u0103tur\u0103 plute\u0219te \u00een aer. Miroase a oaie la pro\u021bap. Apropos, unde e consoar\u021ba?<\/p>\n

Taur.<\/strong> Cei mai noroco\u0219i \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Vor p\u0103\u0219i pe paji\u0219ti lini\u0219tite la umbra pomilor primitori. Se vor deconecta cu ciripit de p\u0103s\u0103rele, zen, \u0219i raze de soare. Noroco\u0219i \u00eentr-adev\u0103r. Tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Prozacul \u0219i camerele f\u0103r\u0103 clan\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n

Gemeni.<\/strong> Unul plus unul fac unul. Va fi revela\u021bia acestei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. Sexul \u00een trei poate fi revelator dac\u0103 nu implic\u0103 doar degetele.<\/p>\n

Rac.<\/strong> \u021aara e \u00een criz\u0103, b\u0103l\u021bile au secat, pescarii sunt be\u021bi mor\u021bi. E timpul s\u0103petrece\u021bi. Aten\u021bie \u00eens\u0103 cu excesele, \u0219tim c\u0103 nu v\u0103 st\u0103 \u00een fire s\u0103 fi\u021bi maniera\u021bi, dar nu v\u0103 mai m\u00e2nca\u021bi bilu\u021bele din nas!<\/p>\n

Leu<\/strong>. Regele junglei e la ghen\u0103. Direct pe tub. Numai capul nu intr\u0103 din cauza mahmurelii. Nu \u0219ti\u021bi cum a\u021bi ajuns acolo. Noroc c\u0103 nu sunte\u021bi singur. Ave\u021bi prieteni de n\u0103dejde. Ei bor\u0103sc pe ghen\u0103 un etaj mai sus.<\/p>\n

Fecioar\u0103. <\/strong>Busuioc sub pern\u0103, ap\u0103 sfin\u021bit\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 to\u021bi dracii. Nu ar strica s\u0103 nu mai crede\u021bi \u00een basme \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 trezi\u021bi la realitate.<\/p>\n

Balan<\/strong>\u021b<\/strong>\u0103.<\/strong> Ce e mai greu: un kil de pene sau unul de plumb? Ce e mai greu s\u0103 tragi sau s\u0103 \u00eempingi? Care e mai bun\u0103, o brun\u0103 sau o blond\u0103? Degeaba le pune\u021bi\u00een balan\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 irosi\u021bi nervii. Ficatul oricum e praf, stomacul v\u0103 joac\u0103 feste a\u0219a c\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne dec\u00e2t sexul. Care?<\/p>\n

Scorpion.<\/strong> Plictiseala \u00ee\u015fi spune cuv\u00e2ntul. Solu\u021bia nu e s\u0103 sparge\u021bi bani sau c\u0103snicii, dup\u0103 caz. C\u0103 e trec\u0103tor. V\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 evita\u021bi specula\u021biile. \u0218i s\u0103 respira\u021bi.<\/p>\n

S\u0103get\u0103tor<\/strong>. \u00a0\u0218tim cu to\u021bii c\u00e2t de ipocrit sunte\u021bi, dar deja a\u021bi ajuns patetic. Dar a\u0163i ajuns departe. \u0218i asta pentru c\u0103 cineva v-a dat papucii. S\u0103-i purta\u021bi s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i.<\/p>\n

Capricorn<\/strong>. Zi favorabil\u0103 studiului \u0219i al comunic\u0103rii. Poate reu\u0219i\u021bi s\u0103 finaliza\u021bi de num\u0103rat firele de praf \u0219i s\u0103 ne comunica\u021bi \u0219i nou\u0103 rezultatele. Dac\u0103 nu, v\u0103 suger\u0103m s\u0103 \u00eencepe\u021bi alte proiecte. V\u0103 suger\u0103m s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103ri\u021bi prostia, s\u0103 m\u0103sura\u021bi idio\u021benia sau s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi limbajul euglenelor verzi.<\/p>\n

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Pinguinulfurios<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0 Aflat \u00een continuare \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, Jean Horoscopizdul a angajat c\u00e2\u0163iva omule\u0163i verzi s\u0103 caute \u00een stele destinele omenirii, p\u00e2n\u0103 la revenirea sa \u00een cabinet. Ace\u015ftia s-au str\u0103duit c\u00e2t au putut de mult s\u0103 urmeze …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[1057,1592,3196,3661],"class_list":["post-8728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-destin","tag-horoscop","tag-stele","tag-zodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}