Ce activit\u0103\u0163i out-door po\u0163i presta duminica, frumos fiind afar\u0103? Po\u0163i ie\u015fi la o mic\u0103 recreere, departe de pere\u0163ii casei sau ai c\u00e2rciumilor, dup\u0103 caz. A\u015fa am f\u0103cut \u015fi eu. Am ales parcul Her\u0103str\u0103u pentru o plimbare cu bicicleta \/ rolele. Eu pe biciclet\u0103, o prieten\u0103 de-a mea pe role. Am ajuns \u00een locul stabilit \u015fi ne-am apucat de treab\u0103. La un moment dat ne-am dat seama c\u0103 viciul care ne complic\u0103 vie\u0163ile \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe la noi. Vroiam s\u0103 fum\u0103m o \u0163igar\u0103 dar niciuna nu \u00ee\u015fi cump\u0103rase \u00eenainte de intrarea \u00een parc. Am \u00eenceput, bine\u00een\u0163eles, s\u0103 c\u0103ut\u0103m terase sau tarabe ce au la v\u00e2nzare tutun.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva \u00eencerc\u0103ri e\u015fuate am ajuns la o teras\u0103 de pe malul lacului, Funky Breeze, cred c\u0103 se numea. G\u0103sesc la bar exact m\u0103rcile de \u0163igarete consumate \u015fi de mine \u015fi de prietena mea \u015fi cu bucuria unui dependent pus fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu drogul consumat cer dou\u0103 pachete.<\/p>\n
Foarte dr\u0103gu\u0163, b\u0103iatul de la bar refuz\u0103 s\u0103-mi v\u00e2nd\u0103 produsele dorite pe motiv c\u0103 v\u00e2nd \u0163ig\u0103ri doar clien\u0163ilor terasei.<\/p>\n
……………\u00a0 Aud greieri. La ora asta? Nu sunt de afar\u0103, sunt \u00een capul meu.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde, \u00een care \u00eencercam s\u0103-mi conving creierul c\u0103 e real ce aud, spun cu z\u00e2mbetul \u00eenc\u0103 pe buze:<\/p>\n
\u2019\u2019P\u0103i sunt client al terasei, vreau s\u0103 cump\u0103r \u0163ig\u0103ri!\u2019\u2019 R\u0103spunsul barmanului m\u0103 face s\u0103 cred c\u0103 nu a \u00een\u0163eles spusele mele, replica lui fiind \u2019\u2019 Ok, la ce mas\u0103 sunte\u0163i?\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n
R\u00e2njetul \u00eencepe s\u0103-mi piar\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care \u00eencep s\u0103 \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 pofta mea de tutun ar putea fi pus\u0103-n cui.<\/p>\n
\u2019\u2019 La nicio mas\u0103, sunt \u00een fa\u0163a d-voastr\u0103. Dac\u0103 vreau s\u0103 cump\u0103r ceva de la d-voastr\u0103, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 sunt client al terasei. Cump\u0103r \u0163ig\u0103ri, pe bani, deci sunt client!\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n
El se \u0163ine tare: \u2019\u2019Aaa, a\u015fa nu. Nu pot s\u0103 v\u0103 v\u00e2nd, sunt pentru clien\u0163ii barului\u2019\u2019. Normal c\u0103 insist: \u2019\u2019P\u0103i vreau s\u0103 fiu client, vreau s\u0103 cump\u0103r ceva de la voi!!!\u2019\u2019 Dar \u015fi el insist\u0103 refuz\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi v\u00e2nd\u0103 ceva.<\/p>\n
Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 nu am nicio \u015fans\u0103 de izb\u00e2nd\u0103, cu prostul nu te pui. Prost, s\u0103 fie clar, nu \u00eel fac pe am\u0103r\u00e2tul care urma ni\u015fte instruc\u0163iuni clare, ci pe patronul care a decis c\u0103 nu poate da o comand\u0103 pertinent\u0103 de pachete de \u0163ig\u0103ri, \u00een a\u015fa fel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 acopere nevoile clien\u0163ilor barului dar \u015fi a celor care se plimb\u0103 prin parc \u015fi vor s\u0103 le bage ceva b\u0103nu\u0163i \u00een buzunar f\u0103r\u0103 a sta neap\u0103rat la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Cu nervii c\u00e2t suprafa\u0163a Chinei, plec spre prietena mea. \u015ei pe fa\u0163a ei se vedea aceea\u015fi bucurie cu care intrasem \u015fi eu pe zona de lucru a prostului. Mi-a p\u0103rut r\u0103u de ea.<\/p>\n
Explic\u00e2ndu-i de ce nu m-am \u00eentors cu tutunul mult dorit, privirea ei dovedea un singur lucru: greierii din capul ei sunau la fel ca cei din al meu. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 scoat\u0103 ceva pe gur\u0103: \u2019\u2019Cum adic\u0103?\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n
Funky Breeze indeed!<\/p>\n
Diana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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