{"id":877,"date":"2008-03-30T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/o-romanca-in-italia\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T21:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T18:07:00","slug":"o-romanca-in-italia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/o-romanca-in-italia\/","title":{"rendered":"O romanca in Italia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.<br  \/>El: &#8211; Cat e scurtu&#8217;?<br \/>Ea: &#8211; 50 Euro.<br \/>O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba.<br \/>A doua noapte, figura se repeta&#8230; a treia noapte la fel&#8230; In a patra noapte&#8230; fata se uita la el si il intreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Auzi ma, da tu de unde esti ca parca te cunosc?<br \/>El: &#8211; Din Romania.<br \/>Ea: &#8211; Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?<br \/>El: &#8211; Din Dobroiesti.<br \/>Ea: &#8211; Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!<br \/>EL: &#8211; Coincidenta pa ma-ta&#8230; Mi-a dat tactu&#8217; 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client.El: &#8211; Cat e scurtu&#8217;?Ea: &#8211; 50 Euro.O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba.A doua noapte, figura se repeta&#8230; a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/877\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}