{"id":8860,"date":"2010-09-23T20:44:23","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T17:44:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8860"},"modified":"2010-09-23T20:44:23","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T17:44:23","slug":"pana-cand-nunta-ma-va-lamuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/09\/pana-cand-nunta-ma-va-lamuri\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd nunta m\u0103 va l\u0103muri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele trecute am avut ocazia s\u0103 particip la nunta unor prieteni, gra\u0163ie invita\u0163iei pe care am avut onoarea s\u0103 o primesc. Petrecut\u0103 \u00een dulcele stil clasic, evenimentul cu pricina s-a \u00eentins destul de mult \u00een noapte \u015fi a dat ocazia unor vechi amici s\u0103 mai schimbe ni\u015fte opinii \u00een jurul unor pahare din ce \u00een ce mai nes\u0103tule.<\/p>\n<p>L\u0103s\u00e2nd la o parte compozi\u0163ia artistic-gastronomic\u0103 a nun\u0163ii (oamenii s\u0103 fie s\u0103n\u0103to\u015fi \u015fi s\u0103 se iubeasc\u0103, hai cas\u0103 de piatr\u0103!), am prins \u00eentr-unul din drumurile din ce \u00een ce mai dese c\u0103tre sta\u0163ia de reciclare a b\u0103uturii dou\u0103 secven\u0163e muzicale care mi-au  dat un pic ceasurile peste cap \u00een timp ce \u00eencercam s\u0103 nu-mi dau urina peste \u00eenc\u0103l\u0163\u0103ri. Participan\u0163ilor la acest gen de manifest\u0103ri pline de dragoste poate li se pare cunoscut momentul inton\u0103rii celebrului \u201eLa mul\u0163i ani cu s\u0103n\u0103tate, s\u0103 v\u0103 dea via\u0163a tot ce dori\u0163i etc.\u201d, moment \u00een care privirile doamnelor \u015fi domni\u015foarelor devin at\u00e2t de blajine \u00eenc\u00e2t masculii ar fi tenta\u0163i s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na pe un pripon sau pe o vedr\u0103 de f\u00e2n, urmat brusc de \u201e\u015ei-alt\u0103 dat\u0103, \u015fi-alt\u0103 dat\u0103, o s-o facem \u015fi mai \u015fi mai lat\u0103 etc\u201d, bucat\u0103 melodic\u0103 \u00een care domnii \u00ee\u015fi testeaz\u0103 la maxim rezisten\u0163a corzilor vocale, uit\u00e2ndu-se unii la al\u0163ii ca o gloat\u0103 de cimpanzei care abia a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 se d\u0103r\u00e2me gardul gr\u0103dinii zoologice.<\/p>\n<p>Ce nu \u00een\u0163eleg eu este urm\u0103torul fapt: c\u00e2nd se ureaz\u0103 mirilor s\u0103n\u0103tate, fericire, s\u0103 le dea via\u0163a de toate, zile senine, fericire, \u015fi alte minuni din acestea de ce dup\u0103 aceea se c\u00e2nt\u0103 \u201e\u015fi-alt\u0103 dat\u0103\u2026\u201d? Care alt\u0103 dat\u0103? Adic\u0103 deja se \u015ftie c\u0103 unul din cei doi \u00eensur\u0103\u0163ei (sau poate am\u00e2ndoi) urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o alt\u0103 nunt\u0103? Dup\u0103 ce li se ureaz\u0103 oamenilor numai de bine, li se zice apoi c\u0103 mai urmeaz\u0103 \u201eo alt\u0103 dat\u0103\u201d? Sau e un fel de urare a invidio\u015filor care nu au avut parte de o nunt\u0103 (a\u015fa frumoas\u0103)?<\/p>\n<p>Pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u201eo s-o facem \u015fi mai lat\u0103\u201d? Nu vorbim tot de o nunt\u0103? Nu vor fi aceia\u015fi pa\u015fi, acelea\u015fi momente muzicale \u015fi gastronomice? Sau gloata de nunta\u015fi scoate la iveal\u0103 feti\u015furile legate de nun\u0163i? Adic\u0103, ce-or s\u0103 fac\u0103? Or s\u0103 f#t\u0103 mireasa \u00een loc s-o fure? C\u00e2nd vine tortul or s\u0103 se pi\u015fe pe lum\u00e2n\u0103ri? Or s\u0103 dea foc la restaurant? Vor dansa pe muzic\u0103 de mitralier\u0103, or s\u0103 pun\u0103 mine la intrare? Pe bune, nu \u00een\u0163eleg\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Bine, este posibil ca\u00a0 \u201ealt\u0103 dat\u0103\u201d s\u0103 \u00eensemne o alt\u0103 nunt\u0103, a altui cuplu. Chiar, acum mi-a venit. Cred c\u0103 asta este. S\u0103-l sun \u015fi pe amicul meu s\u0103-i spun c\u0103 nu are de ce s\u0103 fie \u00eengrijorat. Acum poate s-o lase pe nevast\u0103-sa s\u0103 ias\u0103 din cas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele trecute am avut ocazia s\u0103 particip la nunta unor prieteni, gra\u0163ie invita\u0163iei pe care am avut onoarea s\u0103 o primesc. Petrecut\u0103 \u00een dulcele stil clasic, evenimentul cu pricina s-a \u00eentins destul de mult \u00een &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[638,1726,2127,2296,2306,3492],"class_list":["post-8860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-cantec","tag-intrebare","tag-mireasa","tag-nunta","tag-obicei","tag-urari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}