{"id":889,"date":"2008-03-30T20:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/ion-si-gheorghe\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T20:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:31:00","slug":"ion-si-gheorghe-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/ion-si-gheorghe-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Gheorghe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ardeleni la oras, sunt cazati intr-un hotel la etajul 20, iar liftul nu merge. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion catre Gheorghe:<br \/>&#8211; Gheo, am sa iti zic ceva &#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Lasa-ma in amaraciunea mea, imi zici cand ajungem &#8230;<br \/>Dupa inca vreo 7 etaje, Ion:<br \/>&#8211; Gheo, trebe sa-ti zic ceva &#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Lasa-ma Ioane, imi zici cand ajungem, acu lasa-ma in pace!<br \/>In fata usii, Gheorghe catre Ion, gafaind ca o locomotiva:<br \/>&#8211; Ia zi acuma ce voiai sa-mi zici.<br \/>&#8211; Am uitat cheia la receptie! &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>Se apuca ei sa coboare Dupa vreo 5 etaje, Ion vrea sa zica ceva.<br \/>&#8211; Lasa-ma in pace. Imi zici jos!<br \/>Alte 7 etaje, Ion vrea sa spuna ceva, Gheorghe  enervat il opreste. Ajung sleiti la receptie, Ion :<br \/> &#8211; Mai Gheo, tu chiar nu stii de gluma ??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi ardeleni la oras, sunt cazati intr-un hotel la etajul 20, iar liftul nu merge. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion catre Gheorghe:&#8211; Gheo, am sa iti zic ceva &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}