{"id":8894,"date":"2010-10-04T12:48:21","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T09:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8894"},"modified":"2010-10-04T12:48:21","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T09:48:21","slug":"cum-au-ajuns-cowboy-ii-sa-ajute-la-prevenirea-cariilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/10\/cum-au-ajuns-cowboy-ii-sa-ajute-la-prevenirea-cariilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum au ajuns cowboy-ii s\u0103 ajute la prevenirea cariilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ce \u0163i se bat turcii la gur\u0103, ia un Orbit ca s\u0103 \u0163i se bat\u0103 \u015fi americanii \u00een\u0103untru. Cam asta ar sugera noua serie de reclame Orbit Professional, \u00een care microgranulele personificate \u00een doi cauboi \u2013 probabil \u015feriful \u015fi ajutorul s\u0103u &#8211; costuma\u0163i \u00eentr-o \u0163inut\u0103 de un alb imaculat, intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o spelunc\u0103 cu specific americ\u0103nesc \u2013 \u00een spe\u0163\u0103 cavitatea bucal\u0103 a oric\u0103rui mioritic &#8211; pentru a pune la punct microbii \u015fi bacteriile \u00eentrupate \u00een v\u0103cari cu un comportament grosolan \u015fi bine\u00een\u0163eles nesp\u0103la\u0163i pe din\u0163i, ce ciupesc de fund cheln\u0103ri\u0163a sfioas\u0103, infest\u00e2nd loca\u0163ia prin simpla lor prezen\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SJMSyaVioNo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SJMSyaVioNo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Tot vizion\u00e2nd clipul, o serie de \u00eentreb\u0103ri mi-au \u00eencol\u0163it \u00een minte. Ca de exemplu urm\u0103toarea: dac\u0103 cei buni sunt microgranulele iar cei r\u0103i sunt microbii \u015fi bacteriile, cine sunt celelalte personaje care apar \u00een clip? M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 dom\u2019\u015foara cheln\u0103ri\u0163\u0103 care se plimb\u0103 neputincioas\u0103 de colo-colo ar putea juca rolul limbii, la fel cum cheliosul din spatele barului ar putea \u00eentruchipa omule\u0163ul din fundul gurii care a v\u0103zut destule asemenea reac\u0163ii nepl\u0103cute la via\u0163a sa.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103, de exemplu, dup\u0103 ce-i gonesc pe nenoroci\u0163ii de microbi, unui ne\u00eenfricat <em>microgranul <\/em>i se face foame \u015fi comand\u0103 o friptur\u0103 de vit\u0103? Cine \u00eel ap\u0103r\u0103 pe el de carii? Exit\u0103 cumva o gum\u0103 de mestecat special conceput\u0103 pentru microgranule, ori cowboy-ii bucali consum\u0103 numai spirtuase \u015fi nu li se face foame pentru c\u0103 se hr\u0103nesc din imagina\u0163ia copyrighter-ilor?<\/p>\n<p>O alt\u0103 \u00eentrebare ar fi: unde sunt caii microbilor \u015fi ai bacteriilor? I-au  alungat \u015ferifii bucali sau ei n-au venit c\u0103lare pe cai ci c\u0103lare pe alimente? Iar domnul acela cu barb\u0103 alb\u0103 \u015fi cu joben este un <em>microgranul <\/em>mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 care a ajuns acolo cu o pastil\u0103 de Orbit mai veche \u015fi care sleit de puteri a a stat ascuns la baza vreunei gingii \u00een a\u015fteptarea salvatorilor mai tineri sau e nu-\u015ftiu-care agent secret al vreunei paste de din\u0163i ce a cur\u0103\u0163at apoi locul \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 ?<\/p>\n<p>Cam at\u00e2t cu \u00eentreb\u0103rile referitoare la acest caz. A\u015ftept acum cu ner\u0103bdare replica prompt\u0103 a periu\u0163elor de din\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dup\u0103 ce \u0163i se bat turcii la gur\u0103, ia un Orbit ca s\u0103 \u0163i se bat\u0103 \u015fi americanii \u00een\u0103untru. Cam asta ar sugera noua serie de reclame Orbit Professional, \u00een care microgranulele personificate \u00een doi &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[926,2353,2802,3450],"class_list":["post-8894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-cowboy","tag-orbit","tag-reclama","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}