{"id":890,"date":"2008-03-30T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/atacul-de-cord-si-comotia-cerebrala\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:30:00","slug":"atacul-de-cord-si-comotia-cerebrala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/atacul-de-cord-si-comotia-cerebrala\/","title":{"rendered":"Atacul de cord si comotia cerebrala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Atacul de Cord si Comotia Cerebrala stau pe zidul cimitirului si fac conversatie.  O baba trece prin apropiere. Atacul de Cord zice:<br \/>&#8211; Asta-i a mea!<br \/>Pocneste din degete si baba face un infarct si moare. Dupa un timp, prin zona trece o blonda. Comotia Cerebrala zice:<br \/>&#8211; Asta-i a mea!<br \/>Si pocneste din degete, si pocneste, si pocneste, si pocneste, si pocneste&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atacul de Cord si Comotia Cerebrala stau pe zidul cimitirului si fac conversatie. O baba trece prin apropiere. Atacul de Cord zice:&#8211; Asta-i a mea!Pocneste din degete si baba face un infarct si moare. Dupa &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}