{"id":8949,"date":"2010-10-11T12:12:08","date_gmt":"2010-10-11T09:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8949"},"modified":"2010-10-11T12:12:08","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T09:12:08","slug":"tinta-lor-este-durerea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/10\/tinta-lor-este-durerea\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0162inta lor este durerea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iat\u0103 c\u0103 a sosit sezonul rece, adic\u0103 al gripelor aviar\u0103, porcin\u0103, canin\u0103 sau cea pur rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, rezultat\u0103 de la curentul rural al c\u00e2rciumilor r\u0103mase f\u0103r\u0103 lemne de foc. Ca atare, toat\u0103 industria publicitar\u0103, automat, a scos din tolb\u0103 calupul de reclame la doftoriile menite s\u0103 alunge avalan\u015fa  de muci \u015fi meduze matinale ale poporului, lu\u00e2ndu-\u015fi adio, pentru o perioad\u0103, de la perechile de <strong>\u0163\u00e2\u0163e <\/strong>unse cu creme antisolare.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei iat\u0103 c\u0103 zilele trecute mi-a fost atras\u0103 aten\u0163ia de spotul publicitar al unui astfel de medicament. De\u015fi, \u00een esen\u0163\u0103, toate pastilele pentru dureri de cap sau de g\u00e2t se compun chimic din acelea\u015fi mizerii, numele face diferen\u0163a. Adic\u0103 nu ne mai place <em>Paracetamol<\/em>, prefer\u0103m <em>Nurofen<\/em> (care con\u0163ine, logic, Paracetamol). \u015e.a.m.d. \u00cen schimb, parc\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i un pic pe g\u00e2nduri c\u00e2nd domnii sau doamnele \u00een halat alb \u00ee\u0163i recomand\u0103 <strong>MIG-400<\/strong>. Exact, un medicament pentru dureri de cap, a c\u0103rui reclam\u0103 TV am z\u0103rit-o de cur\u00e2nd. Stau \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb cum au botezat inginerii chimi\u015fti produsul (c\u0103 am tot \u00eencercat s\u0103 combin ini\u0163ialele compu\u015filor dar nu iese ceva similar). Ori e vorba de de vreun creier luminat de la marketing, care, \u00een general, fie e fan al aeronauticii ruse\u015fti (poate chiar e de origine rus\u0103), fie pur \u015fi simplu scoate avioane dup\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163ele de brain-storming.<\/p>\n<p>Recomand\u0103m, ca atare, companiilor farmaceutice s\u0103 \u0163in\u0103 cont de aceste asocieri de nume cu produsele medicamentoase. Dac\u0103 o simpl\u0103 durere de cap este r\u0103pus\u0103 de un MIG (practic, durerea zboar\u0103), g\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 ce minuni poate face un KALA\u015eNIKOV \u00een cazul durerilor de ficat (mai ales \u00een cazul ficatului \u00eempu\u015fcat de alcool) sau, mai bine, cum pute\u0163i sc\u0103pa de diaree cu un HERCULES ag\u0103\u0163at la timp (c\u00e2nd, inevitabil, v\u0103 c\u0103ca\u0163i \u00een cantit\u0103\u0163i industriale). Cu siguran\u0163\u0103, \u00eens\u0103, \u015fi asta ne-o poate confirma \u00eensu\u015fi primul doctor al \u0163\u0103rii, mahmureala trece numai \u015fi numai cu o doz\u0103 de BIRUIN\u0162A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iat\u0103 c\u0103 a sosit sezonul rece, adic\u0103 al gripelor aviar\u0103, porcin\u0103, canin\u0103 sau cea pur rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, rezultat\u0103 de la curentul rural al c\u00e2rciumilor r\u0103mase f\u0103r\u0103 lemne de foc. Ca atare, toat\u0103 industria publicitar\u0103, automat, a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[640,1156,1537,2043,2086,2741],"class_list":["post-8949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-cap","tag-durere","tag-gripa","tag-medicament","tag-mig-400","tag-publicitate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}