{"id":898,"date":"2008-03-30T20:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/problema-de-logica\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T20:17:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:17:00","slug":"problema-de-logica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/problema-de-logica\/","title":{"rendered":"Problema de logica"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un politist, patrul\u00eend prin parc, \u00eel vede pe dom’ profesor citind.
– Ce citesti, ba?
– Logica!
– Ce-i aia?
– Pai, cum sa-ti explic…Tu ai acasa un acvariu?
– Da!
– Deci \u00eeti plac pestii!
– Da!
– Deci pescuiesti!
– Da!
– Deci man\u00eenci peste!
– Sigur!
– Atunci bei si un vin bun!
– Clar!
– Atunci \u00eeti vine pofta si te duci la femei!
– Da!
– Deci, logic, nu esti homosexual!
– Mai sa fie! Ce ti-e si cu logica asta! Las’ca ma dau eu rotund pe l\u00eenga sefu’.
– Dom’ sef, stiti ce-i aia logica?
– Nu!
– Pai, cum sa va explic\u2026 Aveti acvariu?
– Nu!
– Atunci s\u00eenteti homosexual!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Un politist, patrul\u00eend prin parc, \u00eel vede pe dom’ profesor citind.– Ce citesti, ba?– Logica!– Ce-i aia?– Pai, cum sa-ti explic…Tu ai acasa un acvariu?– Da!– Deci \u00eeti plac pestii!– Da!– Deci pescuiesti!– Da!– Deci …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}