\u00a0\u00a0 Iurie Darie \u015fi nevast\u0103-sa au \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi arate prin reviste buc\u0103\u0163ile de piele bo\u0163it\u0103, probabil ca o consecin\u0163\u0103 a sc\u0103derii pensiilor. \u015ei dac\u0103 tot a mers, cele dou\u0103 exponate fugite de la muzeul Antipa s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 n-ar strica o suplimentare a veniturilor prin punerea \u00een func\u0163iune a aparatului reproduc\u0103tor sub lumina reflectoarelor. Dac\u0103 e actorie, s\u0103 fie p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t!<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 Din aceea\u015fi categorie de ie\u015fire \u00een decor, am aflat din pres\u0103 c\u0103 purt\u0103torul de cuv\u00e2nt al Poli\u0163iei Capitalei, Christian Ciocan (aka Ciocanul Cre\u015ftin) are \u00een c\u0103pu\u015forul acela special de poli\u0163ist o idee de afacere numai bun\u0103 de b\u0103tut \u00een cuie: lansarea unei linii de chilo\u0163i b\u0103rb\u0103te\u015fti care s\u0103-i poarte numele (\u015fi nu urmele). Domnilor, sta\u0163i lini\u015fti\u0163i, nu ve\u0163i g\u0103si pe pia\u0163\u0103 chilo\u0163ii \u201eCiocan\u201d (at\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2\u00e2t!) ci \u201eChristian Ciocan\u201d, bumbac 100% \u015fi (aten\u0163ie!) by Botezatu<\/em>. Adic\u0103, un fel de barter \u00eentre posesorul de Ciocan \u015fi iubitorul de ciocan.<\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0 Sper\u0103m ca purt\u0103torul de cuv\u00e2nt al Poli\u0163iei Capitalei s\u0103 fi lansat un trend cu aceast\u0103 idee senza\u0163ional\u0103, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 putem g\u0103si pe pia\u0163\u0103, c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd, urm\u0103toarele produse: chilo\u0163ii de dam\u0103 \u201eCosmina P\u0103s\u0103rin\u201d, linia de mezeluri \u201eFlorin Salam\u201d, sistemul home-cinema \u201eRomeo Surdu\u201d, telefoanele mobile \u201eAdrian Mutu\u201d, undi\u0163ele \u201eDaniel Buzdugan\u201d sau\u00a0 aparatele de aer condi\u0163ionat \u201eSorin Ovidiu V\u00e2ntu\u201d. \u015ei, neap\u0103rat, coniacul \u201eTraian\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0\u00a0 Iurie Darie \u015fi nevast\u0103-sa au \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi arate prin reviste buc\u0103\u0163ile de piele bo\u0163it\u0103, probabil ca o consecin\u0163\u0103 a sc\u0103derii pensiilor. \u015ei dac\u0103 tot a mers, cele dou\u0103 exponate fugite de la muzeul Antipa …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,103],"tags":[186,752,1614,2898,3232],"class_list":["post-9006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mondenarii","category-promo","tag-afaceri","tag-chiloti","tag-idei","tag-romania","tag-succes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}