{"id":9040,"date":"2010-10-25T15:20:28","date_gmt":"2010-10-25T12:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9040"},"modified":"2010-10-25T15:20:28","modified_gmt":"2010-10-25T12:20:28","slug":"ptiu-drace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/10\/ptiu-drace\/","title":{"rendered":"Ptiu, drace!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen \u0163ara \u00een care Szarkozy aplic\u0103 tehnicile de magie alb\u0103 \u201ewhite power\u201d \u00een confruntarea cu personajele din <em>State de Rromania, <\/em>c\u00e2\u0163iva cona\u0163ionali de-ai s\u0103i p\u0103streaz\u0103 tradi\u0163iile mo\u015ftenite \u00een familie, respectiv <strong>ritualurile woodoo<\/strong>. Diferen\u0163a \u00eentre francezii respectivi \u015fi nomazii no\u015ftri este c\u0103 cei din urm\u0103 au ajuns \u00een lumea de dincolo de N\u0103dlac, cum mergi spre Rusia, \u00een timp ce primii erau c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 ajung\u0103 \u00een lumea de dincolo de Styx.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Conform presei din Fran\u0163a, 12 cet\u0103\u0163eni dintr-o localitate apropiat\u0103 Parisului \u015fi-au luat inima \u00een din\u0163i (dup\u0103 ce \u00een prealabil inima le s\u0103rise \u00een g\u00e2t), picioarele \u00een bra\u0163e \u015fi au s\u0103rit pe geam, de la etajul doi. Motivul acestui gest ar fi, cic\u0103, apari\u0163ia diavolului \u00een toiul nop\u0163ii \u00een apartamentul unde ace\u015ftia tocmai socializau la o partid\u0103 de <strong>woodoo<\/strong>. \u201eDiavolul\u201d  ar fi fost de fapt, spune lumea, un colacatar care s-ar fi trezit la orele alea \u015fi ar fi nimerit \u00een mijlocul jocului de-a magia neagr\u0103. Oamenii l-or fi v\u0103zut pe \u0103la negru, ap\u0103rut brusc, \u015fi-or fi crezut c\u0103 gata, a venit Scarao\u0163chi peste ei.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 N-ar fi de mirare s\u0103 auzim cazuri de acest gen petrec\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi pe meleagurile autohtone, chiar dac\u0103 practica woodoo nu este implicat\u0103 \u00een niciun fel. S\u0103 afl\u0103m, de exemplu, cum un grup de pensionari, practican\u0163i \u00eenver\u015funa\u0163i ai ritualului de buzunar <em>v\u00e2ntoo<\/em>, s-au aruncat de la balcon la apari\u0163ia po\u015fta\u015fului cu pensia sau a administratorului cu \u00eentre\u0163inerea, confund\u00e2ndu-i pe ace\u015ftia cu dracu\u2019 \u00een persoan\u0103. Sau, un grup de enoria\u015fi aduna\u0163i acas\u0103 la un meci de fotbal al na\u0163ionalei, arunc\u00e2ndu-se de la etaj, dup\u0103 ce \u00een prealabil au sus\u0163inut o \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de <em>\u015fpri\u0163ism,<\/em> la apari\u0163iei doamnei cu m\u0103tura, confundat\u0103 cu doamna cu coasa.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 V\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 nu \u00eencerca\u0163i asta acas\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen \u0163ara \u00een care Szarkozy aplic\u0103 tehnicile de magie alb\u0103 \u201ewhite power\u201d \u00een confruntarea cu personajele din State de Rromania, c\u00e2\u0163iva cona\u0163ionali de-ai s\u0103i p\u0103streaz\u0103 tradi\u0163iile mo\u015ftenite \u00een familie, respectiv ritualurile woodoo. Diferen\u0163a \u00eentre &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,105],"tags":[1069,1252,1395,1955,2875,3624],"class_list":["post-9040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-se-intampla-la-ei","tag-diavol","tag-eveniment","tag-franta","tag-magie","tag-ritual","tag-woodoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}