{"id":909,"date":"2008-03-30T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/un-tip-cu-amanta-in-pat\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T20:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T17:00:00","slug":"un-tip-cu-amanta-in-pat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/un-tip-cu-amanta-in-pat\/","title":{"rendered":"Un tip cu amanta in pat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;la un moment dat suna cineva la usa. Amanta calma ii spune sa fie linistit ca e sotul dar rezolva ea! Se duce la usa deschide si spune:<br \/>&#8211; AAA Iubi ce bine ca ai venit ..du si tu gunoiul!  si ii pune galeata de gunoi in mana.<br \/>Sotul pleaca. Amantul se imbraca pleca  linistit si cand coborara gandeste &#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Si frumoasa si desteapta&#8230;<br \/>Ajungand acasa suna la usa deschide sotia si ii spune<br \/>-AAA Iubi de bine ca ai venit! Du si tu gunoiul asta !!!<br \/>Ia galeata, coboara scarile si in sinea lui zice:<br \/>&#8211; Si urata si cu tupeu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;la un moment dat suna cineva la usa. Amanta calma ii spune sa fie linistit ca e sotul dar rezolva ea! Se duce la usa deschide si spune:&#8211; AAA Iubi ce bine ca ai venit &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}