{"id":9120,"date":"2010-10-17T13:49:14","date_gmt":"2010-10-17T10:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9120"},"modified":"2010-10-17T13:49:14","modified_gmt":"2010-10-17T10:49:14","slug":"la-vanatoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/10\/la-vanatoare\/","title":{"rendered":"La v\u00e2n\u0103toare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">Trei prieteni aveau un obicei, ca mereu sa mearga la vanatoare in  weekend.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\nIntr-o vineri, sotia  unuia dintre ei ii zice ca weekend-ul asta nu il lasa sa plece.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\nAcesta ca sa nu inceapa un scandal ramane.  Ceilalti 2 pleaca la cabana. Cand ajung il vad pe al treilea deja  acolo:<\/span><span style=\"font-size:  medium;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\n\u2212 Cum de esti aici? Cum  ti-ai convins sotia sa te lase sa vii?<\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\n\u2212 Pai eram acasa, stateam in fotoliul meu, cand vine sotia la  mine imbracata doar in lenjerie intima, ma ia de brat, ma duce in dormitor,  acolo numai lumanari, petale pe pat, se pune in pat, imi zice sa o leg cu catuse  de pat, o leg, si apoi imi zice sa fac ce vreau eu.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\nDeci, iata-ma aici.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei prieteni aveau un obicei, ca mereu sa mearga la vanatoare in weekend. Intr-o vineri, sotia unuia dintre ei ii zice ca weekend-ul asta nu il lasa sa plece. Acesta ca sa nu inceapa un &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[416,689,3525],"class_list":["post-9120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-banc","tag-casnicie","tag-vanatoare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}