{"id":920,"date":"2008-03-30T10:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/un-tip-bine-imbracat-intra-intr-un-magazin-si-intreaba\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T10:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:32:00","slug":"un-tip-bine-imbracat-intra-intr-un-magazin-si-intreaba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/un-tip-bine-imbracat-intra-intr-un-magazin-si-intreaba\/","title":{"rendered":"Un tip bine imbracat intra intr-un magazin si intreaba:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Aveti vopsea verde ?<br \/>&#8211; Da, avem.<br \/>&#8211; Dati-mi va rog o cutie. Pensule aveti ?<br \/>&#8211; Da, avem.<br \/>&#8211; Dati-mi una  mai fina. Intrebat de ce are nevoie de vopsea, clientul raspunde:<br \/>&#8211; Diseara ma-nsor si mireasa o zis ca n-o mai vazut p**a-n viata ei. Sa vezi ce-i dau daca ma-ntreaba de ce-i verde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Aveti vopsea verde ?&#8211; Da, avem.&#8211; Dati-mi va rog o cutie. Pensule aveti ?&#8211; Da, avem.&#8211; Dati-mi una mai fina. Intrebat de ce are nevoie de vopsea, clientul raspunde:&#8211; Diseara ma-nsor si mireasa o &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}