{"id":9216,"date":"2010-12-03T18:48:27","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T15:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9216"},"modified":"2010-12-03T18:48:27","modified_gmt":"2010-12-03T15:48:27","slug":"steaua-liverpool-gandurile-unui-antrenor-ravasit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/12\/steaua-liverpool-gandurile-unui-antrenor-ravasit\/","title":{"rendered":"Steaua-Liverpool. G\u00e2ndurile unui antrenor r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asear\u0103 a fost proiectat pe gazonul stadionului din Ghencea filmul meciului dintre echipa de suflet a majorit\u0103\u0163ii rom\u00e2nilor (cum sunt cei mai mul\u0163i dintre rom\u00e2ni?), respectiv Steaua Bucure\u015fti, \u015fi Liverpool, o trup\u0103 de duzin\u0103 din campionatul Angliei (sunt pe locul 10 acum, da?). \u00cen acela\u015fi timp, speciali\u015ftii Diviziei Speciale de Captare Unde, din cadrul<em> Departamentului de Educa\u0163ie Fizic\u0103 \u015fi Cort<\/em> al <strong>Revistei Cioburi<\/strong>, a reu\u015fit s\u0103 ard\u0103 pe band\u0103 un alt film, respectiv cel construit \u00een capul antrenorului L\u0103c\u0103tu\u015f \u00een timpul meciului. Din motive lesne de \u00een\u0163eles, putem reda doar pe s\u0103rite c\u00e2teva scene. Iat\u0103-le:<\/p>\n<p>Min. 1: \u201eDeci B\u0103nel e, T\u0103nase e, Meme e pe banc\u0103. Bun. Stai! B\u0103nel e pe banc\u0103! B\u0103nele, nu \u0163i-am zis s\u0103 intri pe teren? Hai, b\u0103, negrule, c\u0103 dau eu de m\u00e2ncare la cal, \u00een vestiar!&#8230; Bun, a plecat \u015fi B\u0103nel.. B\u0103nele, unde p#la mea mi-e portofelul?\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min. 12: \u201eF#tu-te-n gur\u0103 de arbitru m\u0103-tii cu turcu m\u0103-tii! B\u0103, ce i-a f\u0103cut, b\u0103? Dai fault a\u015fa, una dou\u0103, de parc\u0103 e\u015fti ca \u015fefu cu antrenorii.. Tu nu-l vezi pe Surdu c\u0103 e c\u00e2t musca, ce putea s\u0103 fac\u0103 el cu talpa aia? B\u0103, io am jucat cu Hagi, ra\u0163i-ai dreacu\u2019 de hacani \u015fucuri! B\u0103neleee, mai alearg\u0103, b\u0103 \u015fi cu mingea! Zi  tu, Edi, c\u0103 io m\u0103 duc la o \u0163igar\u0103.\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min. 19: \u201eB\u0103, chiar a\u015fa, care-i pluralul la telecomand\u0103..? Dou\u0103 teleco&#8230; Dou\u0103 telecoma&#8230; telecome.. \u00cel \u00eentreb pe B\u0103nel la pauz\u0103. Ia uite, b\u0103, ai dreacu\u2019 au dat gol! B\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u015f&#8230; b\u0103\u0103\u0103, v\u0103 omor! B\u0103neleeee, T\u0103naseee, Surduleeee, Memeeee! A, Meme e l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, pardon. B\u0103neleeee, \u00ee\u0163i sparg fa\u0163a dac\u0103 nu sco\u0163i portofelul!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min. 32: \u201eS\u0103-mi bag, am uitat s\u0103 dau ap\u0103 la calu\u2019 lu\u2019 B\u0103nel. Edi, du-te tu p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een vestiar cu g\u0103leata asta de ap\u0103. Te prinzi tu, hai, cu talent, cu talent. Hai, b\u0103ie\u0163ii, hai p\u0103 ei c\u0103-i facem praf! Stai a\u015fa, noi eram cu alb..? A, nu, uite-l pe B\u0103nel. B\u0103neleeee, s\u0103-\u0163i aduc un flex, un ciocan, ceva? C\u0103 pe \u015fantier nu-\u0163i trebuie mingea, ha, ha! Aoleu, m\u0103 sun\u0103 \u015fefu..\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min. 45: \u201eDeci suporterii m\u0103 place sau nu m\u0103 place? C\u0103 eu nu \u00een\u0163eleg nimic. \u015ei nici Edi nu e aici s\u0103-mi spun\u0103 ce a scris huliganii \u0103ia pe ben\u0103r. Hai, b\u0103, c\u0103 e pauz\u0103. Ptiu, frigu\u2019 dracu\u2019, s\u0103 vezi ce m\u0103 \u00eenfig cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii \u00een \u0163uicile alea..\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min 60: \u201eHai..ho&#8230;m\u0103&#8230;hai&#8230;gooooooooool! A, n-a dat B\u0103nel..? Stai a\u015fa, poarta noastr\u0103 care e? A, e bine atunci. Goooooooool!!!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min. 78: \u201eIa, m\u0103, c\u00e2\u0163i portari am pe banc\u0103? A, n-au voie s\u0103 intre to\u0163i? P\u0103i \u015fi eu cum fac cu scoru\u2019, c\u0103 e bine a\u015fa..? B\u0103nele, vezi cum faci cu mingea aia! Ia-o ca pe portofele, b\u0103! B\u0103, dau drumul la cal, nu m\u0103 enerva!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Min. 90: \u201eTu-\u0163i turcu lu\u2019 pa\u015ftele lu\u2019&#8230; Fluier\u0103, m\u0103! B\u0103nele, ai furat fluierul? P\u0103-i fur\u0103-l, m\u0103 odat\u0103 \u015fi sufl\u0103 \u00een el! Vai de mama noastr\u0103, m\u0103!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cencheiem transmisiunea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asear\u0103 a fost proiectat pe gazonul stadionului din Ghencea filmul meciului dintre echipa de suflet a majorit\u0103\u0163ii rom\u00e2nilor (cum sunt cei mai mul\u0163i dintre rom\u00e2ni?), respectiv Steaua Bucure\u015fti, \u015fi Liverpool, o trup\u0103 de duzin\u0103 din &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[133,425,1385,1830,1905,3192],"class_list":["post-9216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-aberatie","tag-banel-nicolita","tag-fotbal","tag-lacatus","tag-liverpool","tag-steaua"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}