{"id":9287,"date":"2010-12-29T18:43:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-29T15:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9287"},"modified":"2010-12-29T18:43:49","modified_gmt":"2010-12-29T15:43:49","slug":"presa-de-sarbatori","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/12\/presa-de-sarbatori\/","title":{"rendered":"Presa de s\u0103rb\u0103tori"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Am aflat de pe blogul Laurei Andre\u015fan (via <strong><em>Libertatea<\/em><\/strong>) c\u0103 lunea aceasta a \u00eemplinit 29 de ani. \u00cen loc s\u0103 c\u00e2nte p\u0103s\u0103relele \u00een jurul dumneaei, Laura a fost trist\u0103 \u201edin motive ce nu \u0163in deloc de aniversare\u201d. Cine \u015ftie, o fi fost pe ciclu \u015fi petrecerea la care trebuiau s\u0103 vin\u0103 vecinii de la unitatea militar\u0103 de vis-a-vis s-a am\u00e2nat. Cu toate acestea, duduia concluzioneaz\u0103 \u201eSo, s\u0103 curg\u0103 alcoolul!\u201d. M\u0103car alcool dac\u0103 sperm\u0103 nu.<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Tot din pres\u0103 am aflat c\u0103 o familie de rom\u00e2ni, stabilit\u0103 \u00een S.U.A., a fost s\u0103ltat\u0103 de  trupele S.W.A.T. pentru c\u0103 au preparat bucatele de Cr\u0103ciun \u00een stil tradi\u0163ional, adic\u0103 au \u00eenceput prin t\u0103ierea porcului \u00een curtea din fa\u0163a casei, oripil\u00e2ndu-\u015fi vecinii. Iat\u0103, se pare c\u0103 aceast\u0103 tradi\u0163ie rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 nu este acceptat\u0103 de \u0163ara vecin\u0103 \u015fi prieten\u0103 de peste ocean, de\u015fi urma\u015fii t\u0103ietorilor de capre \u00eencep s\u0103 devin\u0103 majoritari pe acolo (tr\u0103i\u0163i domnu\u2019 Obama!). Eu nu am \u00een\u0163eles de ce a fost nevoie de interven\u0163ia trupelor S.W.A.T&#8230;\u00a0 M\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 familia respectiv\u0103 a fost filat\u0103 vreun an de zile de agen\u0163ii C.I.A., N.S.A, F.B.I. \u015fi dup\u0103 ce b\u0103ie\u0163ii si-au dat seama c\u0103 treaba e de porc au chemat trupele speciale. P\u0103i s\u0103 intervin\u0103 D.I.I.C.O.T.-ul \u015fi Jandarmeria \u015fi la noi la bloc, dom\u2019le!<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen Coreea de Nord a \u00eenceput s\u0103 fie la mare c\u0103utare rahatul. \u015ei nu vorbim de specialitatea turceasc\u0103, ci de specialit\u0103\u0163ile care se produc \u00een laboratoarele puturoase ale fiec\u0103rei case (dup\u0103 care se trage apa sau se a\u015ftern ni\u015fte paie, depinde dup\u0103 caz). Motivul ar fi lipsa \u00eengr\u0103\u015f\u0103mintelor naturale de pe pia\u0163a nord-coreean\u0103 (embargo). O idee care ar putea fi adaptat\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, \u00een r\u00e2ndul pensionarilor f\u0103r\u0103 bani de medicamente. Ace\u015ftia ar putea s\u0103 v\u00e2neze \u015ferpi, s\u0103 culeag\u0103 alge sau mucegaiul de pe pere\u0163i pentru a-\u015fi extrage componentele de baz\u0103 ale medicamenta\u0163iei necesare. \u00cen cazul celor care urmeaz\u0103 tratamente calmogene le recomand\u0103m fie etno-botanicele, fie s\u0103 cultive de acum \u00eenainte mac.<\/p>\n<p>***********<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Familia \u0162iriac junior a fost la un pas de tragedie: Ion Ion \u0162iriac a inhalat ni\u015fte vapori de clor la un hotel din Poiana Bra\u015fov \u015fi a ajuns la spital. Tragedia nu ar fi constat \u00een faptul c\u0103 \u0103la mic ar fi putut s-o mierleasc\u0103 ci pentru c\u0103 ar fi fost posibil s\u0103-i plac\u0103 aromele respective \u015fi, automat, ar fi pl\u0103m\u0103dit un nou viciu. Oricum, ar fi fost, Ion Ion se simte bine. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, e obi\u015fnuit cu inhalatul.<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 O gagic\u0103 de 12 ani \u015fi-a \u00eenjunghiat prietenul de 22 de ani, pe fondul unor accese de gelozie dar \u015fi \u00een urma consumului de alcool. Alcoolul cu siguran\u0163\u0103 nu este de vin\u0103, din moment ce distin\u015fii cet\u0103\u0163eni sunt din Odobe\u015fti, loc cu \u00eendelung\u0103 tradi\u0163ie \u00een ale trasului la m\u0103sea. B\u0103nuim c\u0103 tipa l-a prins pe tip flirt\u00e2nd cu cea mai bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 a ei, Maricica de 9 ani (proasp\u0103t admis\u0103 \u00een clasa I) \u015fi atunci, orbit\u0103 de sentimente de furie, a decis s\u0103 pun\u0103 cap\u0103t rela\u0163iei. S\u0103-\u015fi caute, dom\u2019le, un b\u0103rbat serios, c\u0103 anii trec \u015fi apoi e prea t\u00e2rziu s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u015fi copii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Am aflat de pe blogul Laurei Andre\u015fan (via Libertatea) c\u0103 lunea aceasta a \u00eemplinit 29 de ani. \u00cen loc s\u0103 c\u00e2nte p\u0103s\u0103relele \u00een jurul dumneaei, Laura a fost trist\u0103 \u201edin motive ce nu \u0163in &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,103],"tags":[507,2644,2768,2898,3389,3394],"class_list":["post-9287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brusturi-media","category-promo","tag-blog","tag-presa","tag-rahat","tag-romania","tag-traditie","tag-tragedie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}