{"id":9307,"date":"2010-12-30T18:13:33","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T15:13:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9307"},"modified":"2010-12-30T18:13:33","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T15:13:33","slug":"monolog-in-jurul-pisatoarei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/12\/monolog-in-jurul-pisatoarei\/","title":{"rendered":"Monolog \u00een jurul pi\u015f\u0103toarei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Uneori, ne lovim de situa\u0163ii care nu-\u015fi g\u0103sesc explica\u0163ii \u00een mintea noastr\u0103, prin simplul fapt c\u0103 nu genereaz\u0103 un \u015fir logic de evenimente care s\u0103 aib\u0103 consecin\u0163\u0103 situa\u0163ia \u00een sine. Ca aceast\u0103 fraz\u0103, de exemplu&#8230; Mai exact, sunt convins c\u0103 multora dintre noi ni s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat m\u0103car o dat\u0103 s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m ceva pe jos (un zar, o lingur\u0103, o bilu\u0163\u0103, orice de genul acesta) iar apoi s\u0103 g\u0103sim respectivul \u201eobiect\u201d \u00eentr-o zon\u0103 \u00een care, conform logicii, nu ar fi avut cum s\u0103 cad\u0103 \u00een veci. Gen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Iat\u0103 cum zilele trecute, \u00eendemnat de litrul de ap\u0103 pe care tocmai ce \u00eel \u00eenghi\u0163isem, am dat o tur\u0103 prin toaleta corpora\u0163iei unde lucrez. Elegant, izb\u0103vitor, primul jet a ie\u015fit precum intr\u0103 prima bere dup\u0103 o zi de munc\u0103. Mai apoi, dup\u0103 ce presiunea s-a reglat \u015fi cascada \u015fi-a domolit curgerea, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 contemplu cei 50 de centimetri p\u0103tra\u0163i din fa\u0163a mea (imagine pe care o v\u0103d de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd mic\u0163ionez \u00een acela\u015fi loc dar care mereu m\u0103 surpinde &#8211; e ca \u015fi cum primul jet genereaz\u0103 o \u015ftergere a memoriei exact despre por\u0163iunea de perete respectiv\u0103). Evident, detalii care nu prezint\u0103 interes. Cum spuneam, am fost surprins \u015fi de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a mea, \u0163eap\u0103n \u015fi arogant, st\u0103tea un floc. Pe cei 50 de centimetri p\u0103tra\u0163i, \u00een dreptul privirii mele t\u00e2mpe, \u00eemi f\u0103cea \u0163an\u0163o\u015f cu m\u00e2na un floc. Din acela, din locul greu accesibil de soare&#8230; Revenind la chestiunile f\u0103r\u0103 logic\u0103, mi-am pus o \u00eentrebarea: cum p#la mea a ajuns acolo acel fir de p\u0103r?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen cele c\u00e2teva zeci de secunde \u00een care mi-am golit vezica, mintea mea a \u00eencercat s\u0103 creeze scenarii plauzibile vis-a-vis de prezen\u0163a Domniei sale, flocul, la aproape doi metri deasupra podelei. M-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103perea toaletei o fi populat\u0103 de o specie extrem de minuscul\u0103 de p\u0103s\u0103ri, care tr\u0103iesc \u00een firidele dintre pl\u0103cile de faian\u0163\u0103 \u015fi adun\u0103 firele de p\u0103r r\u0103t\u0103cite pe jos pentru a-\u015fi face cuib. Ori, cine \u015ftie, o fi vreun floc blestemat s\u0103 prind\u0103 via\u0163\u0103 dup\u0103 ce se desprinde de buchet \u015fi condamnat s\u0103 se plimbe prin bud\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 ce femeia de servicu va rupe vraja. La un moment dat am avut impresia c\u0103-mi ghice\u015fte str\u0103duin\u0163a  de a \u00een\u0163elege prezen\u0163a sa malefic\u0103 acolo. Chiar mi s-a p\u0103rut c\u0103-mi arunc\u0103 sfid\u0103tor o privire de genul \u201enu-i a\u015fa c\u0103 te sim\u0163i cel mai prost om de pe planet\u0103 acum?\u201d. O, da! \u015ei totu\u015fi, prin ce m\u00e2r\u015f\u0103vie a ajuns el acolo?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;Un zgomot m-a trezit la realitate: mi-a picat un nasture de la pantaloni. Unde dracu\u2019 o fi picat?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Uneori, ne lovim de situa\u0163ii care nu-\u015fi g\u0103sesc explica\u0163ii \u00een mintea noastr\u0103, prin simplul fapt c\u0103 nu genereaz\u0103 un \u015fir logic de evenimente care s\u0103 aib\u0103 consecin\u0163\u0103 situa\u0163ia \u00een sine. 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