{"id":9321,"date":"2011-01-04T17:46:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T14:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9321"},"modified":"2011-01-04T17:46:02","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T14:46:02","slug":"povesti-la-gura-canalului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/01\/povesti-la-gura-canalului\/","title":{"rendered":"Pove\u015fti la gura canalului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Afl\u0103m de pe contul de socializare online al Oanei Lis (via <strong><em>Libertatea<\/em><\/strong>, clar! La mul\u0163i ani, <em>b\u0103e\u0163ii<\/em>!) c\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u0163ul ei so\u0163 a fost \u00eent\u00e2mpinat de noul an cu o por\u0163ie de ghinion. Iat\u0103 ce spune duduia (citat via acela\u015fi tabloid):<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u201eDeci, nu mai pot de nervi! Dac\u0103 pute\u0163i s\u0103 crede\u0163i a\u015fa ceva, azi, Viorel a c\u0103zut \u00een canal&#8230; Credeam c\u0103 anul \u0103sta am sc\u0103pat de ghinion, dar v\u0103d c\u0103 nu&#8230; Ce e bine e c\u0103 nu \u015fi a rupt nimic, doar pantalonii Versace&#8230; \u015ei \u00eel doare piciorul, offf, \u00eemi vine s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng \u015fi s\u0103 r\u00e2d \u00een acelasi timp!&#8230;\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 A\u015fadar, Viorel Lis a c\u0103zut \u00een canal, fapt ce a generat o serie de sentimente contradictorii \u00een sufletul Oanei dar \u015fi o serie de \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u00een s\u00e2nul redac\u0163iei <strong>Revistei Cioburi<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Oana este plin\u0103 de nervi pentru c\u0103 Viorel nu se mai ridic\u0103 ci doar cade?<\/p>\n<p>-Viorel mai este \u00een canal?<\/p>\n<p>-\u00cencotro se \u00eendrepta sau de unde venea Viorel \u015fi, mai ales, ce c\u0103uta canalul \u00een calea sa?<\/p>\n<p>-Cum \u00eel mai cheam\u0103 pe canal?<\/p>\n<p>-De ce nu era semnalizat canalul?<\/p>\n<p>-Oana credea c\u0103 anul \u0103sta sc\u0103pa de ghinion dac\u0103 Viorel c\u0103dea \u00een canal \u015fi nu se mai ridica?<\/p>\n<p>-E bine c\u0103 Viorel nu \u015fi-a rupt nimic, doar pantalonii Versace, \u00een sensul c\u0103 ce bine c\u0103 nu \u015fi-a rupt \u015fi sacoul Versace, c\u0103ma\u015fa Versace, pelicula de parfum Versace de pe g\u00e2t \u015fi maieul Versace?<\/p>\n<p>-De ce Oanei \u00eei vine s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u00een acela\u015fi timp dac\u0103 pe Viorel \u00eel doare piciorul? \u00cei vine s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 pentru c\u0103 \u015ftie c\u0103 picirul e de lemn, deci nu are cum s\u0103-l doar\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei vine s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 pentru c\u0103 piciorul a fost f\u0103cut dintr-o bucat\u0103 de mobilier Ludovic al XVI-lea \u015fi i-a s\u0103rit o a\u015fchie?<\/p>\n<p>-Oana, cum  se termin\u0103 povestea, de ce nu ne spui tot? Ce ascunzi?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen a\u015fteptarea deznod\u0103m\u00e2ntului, \u00eei dorim domnului Lis s\u0103 aib\u0103 parte de cele mai bune capace de canal \u00een 2011!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Afl\u0103m de pe contul de socializare online al Oanei Lis (via Libertatea, clar! La mul\u0163i ani, b\u0103e\u0163ii!) c\u0103 dr\u0103gu\u0163ul ei so\u0163 a fost \u00eent\u00e2mpinat de noul an cu o por\u0163ie de ghinion. Iat\u0103 ce &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,103],"tags":[626,706,1480,1727,1876,3574],"class_list":["post-9321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mondenarii","category-promo","tag-canal","tag-cazut","tag-ghinion","tag-intrebari","tag-libertatea","tag-viorel-lis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}