{"id":940,"date":"2008-03-30T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/un-ungur-si-un-roman-la-vanatoare\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:07:00","slug":"un-ungur-si-un-roman-la-vanatoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/un-ungur-si-un-roman-la-vanatoare\/","title":{"rendered":"Un ungur si un roman, la vanatoare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un ungur si un roman, aflati la vanatoare, impusca o ratza&#8230; Pentru ca nuprea stiau cum sa faca s-o imparta, romanul zice:<br \/>&#8211; Bai, ungure, uite cum zic eu sa facem: ne tragem unul altuia cate un picior in testicule si cine se vaita cel mai putin, ia ratza!&#8230;<br \/>Isi ia romanu avant si ii da un sut incredibil de puternic in testiculeungurului&#8230;<br \/>Dupa o ora, cand isi mai revine  putin, lesinat de durere,ungurul spune:<br \/>&#8211; Acum e randul meu, romane!&#8230;<br \/>La care, acesta raspunde zambind:<br \/>&#8211; Lasa, ba&#8217;, ungure!&#8230; Ia tu ratza!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ungur si un roman, aflati la vanatoare, impusca o ratza&#8230; Pentru ca nuprea stiau cum sa faca s-o imparta, romanul zice:&#8211; Bai, ungure, uite cum zic eu sa facem: ne tragem unul altuia cate &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=940"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/940\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}