{"id":943,"date":"2008-03-30T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/la-ciupeala\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T10:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T07:04:00","slug":"la-ciupeala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/la-ciupeala\/","title":{"rendered":"La ciupeala"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un politist da tarcoale unui bar, unde se cam consuma mult alcool, in scopul de a prinde cativa soferi piliti. Un client al barului iese, se impiedica si incepe sa isi caute cheile cam vreo cinci minute.  Dupa ce le-a gasit, se taraste si le incearca la vreo patru, cinci masini pana ce o gaseste pe a lui. Pana ce a ajuns in masina toti ceilalti s-au carat. Politistul il asteapta bucuros sa iasa in strada. Evident il opreste pe sofer, ii pune fiola si stupoare 0,00 alcool. Politistul complet buimac. Soferul in schimb ii spune:<br \/>&#8211; Teapaaaa&#8230;..in seara asta eu am fost momeala&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un politist da tarcoale unui bar, unde se cam consuma mult alcool, in scopul de a prinde cativa soferi piliti. Un client al barului iese, se impiedica si incepe sa isi caute cheile cam vreo &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}