{"id":969,"date":"2008-03-30T09:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T06:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/isus-in-bronx\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T09:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T06:38:00","slug":"isus-in-bronx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/isus-in-bronx\/","title":{"rendered":"Isus in Bronx"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pleaca Iisus pe Pamant si ajunge undeva in Bronx. Langa niste tomberoane, statea tolanit un boschetar. Il vede pe Iisus, barbos, imbracat ponosit, il cheama la el si-i ofera un hamburger din bocceluta lui. Iisus se uita la boschetar, primeste mancarea si se bucura. Vagabondul ii intinde si o sticla sa bea. Iisus e bucuros de asa generozitate de la un amarat, ia sticla si se asaza  langa el. Vagabondul se uita lung la Isus si-i intinde o tigar\u00e3. Iisus e foarte incantat de atata bunatate, trage un fum, sta cateva clipe si zice:<br \/>&#8211; Omule, esti foarte generos, nu credeam ca mai exista asa oameni. Eu sunt Iisus Hristos si vreau s\u00e3-ti indeplinesc o dorinta.<br \/>Vagabondul zambeste la Iisus si-i face semn spre tigara:<br \/>&#8211; Tare iarba, nu-i asa?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pleaca Iisus pe Pamant si ajunge undeva in Bronx. Langa niste tomberoane, statea tolanit un boschetar. Il vede pe Iisus, barbos, imbracat ponosit, il cheama la el si-i ofera un hamburger din bocceluta lui. Iisus &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}