– I would like 4 tomatoes, 4 potatoes and 4 onions
– I can help you with the tomatoes and the potatoes, but not with the onions…
– Ok… than I’ll have 2 tomatoes, 2 potatoes and 2 onions
– I see you don’t understand me: I have tomatoes, I have potatoes, but I have no onions
– I see… than I’ll have a tomato, a potato and an onion
– Ok, let’s do this the other way around. If you take the „mato” out of the „tomato”, what do you have?
– Aaaa… „to”?
– Right, and if you take the „tato” out of the „potato”, what do you have?
– Aaaa… „po”?
– Excellent, and if you take the „fuck” out of the „onion”, what do you have?
– Aaaa… aaa… but there is no „fuck” in „onion”
– Exactly, there is no fuckin’ onion!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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