{"id":9761,"date":"2011-03-17T15:23:21","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T12:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=9761"},"modified":"2011-03-17T15:23:21","modified_gmt":"2011-03-17T12:23:21","slug":"lharmattanu-blazat-linistit-si-mandru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/03\/lharmattanu-blazat-linistit-si-mandru\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u2019HARMATTANU\u2019 blazat, lini\u015ftit \u015fi m\u00e2ndru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram ceva mai t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi cuptorul casei unde locuiam eu era defect, jinduiam la g\u0103telile de le vedeam prin GoodFood. \u015ei c\u00e2nd tenta\u0163ia este mare, singurul mod de a \u00eei face felul este s\u0103 .. \u00ee\u0163i dai drumul. Nu \u00eenainte de a lua \u00een considerare aspectele celeste, ocaziunea, ziua de salariu \u015fi pantofii cei noi. C\u0103 nu s\u0103rb\u0103tore\u015fti oric\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p><strong>L&#8217;Harmattan<\/strong>: scump pentru c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 merite. Cic\u0103 \u015fefi, \u015ftabi \u015fi al\u0163i me\u015fteri-corporati\u015fti de filier\u0103 francofon\u0103 \u00eel au \u00een lista scurt\u0103 de restaurante. Lini\u015ftit, curat, fix \u00een centrul vechi al Bucure\u015ftiului (pe strada Francez\u0103), specific marocan. Chiar al naibii de lini\u015ftit. Mai aveam un pic \u015fi a\u015f fi ajuns \u00een stadiul \u0103la de iluminare \u015fi echilibru interior &#8211; citisem pe undeva \u2013 \u00een care reu\u015fe\u015fti s\u0103 te \u00een\u0163elegi din priviri. O vreme chiar am reu\u015fit, m-am \u00eemp\u0103cat cu mine \u015fi am sim\u0163it puterea prezentului. Dar asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 gata cu articolul.<\/p>\n<p>Aveam rezervare, ne-am a\u015fezat ca \u00eentr-un muzeu, meniul a venit f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l fi sim\u0163it sau cerut. Dupa o vreme, \u00eens\u0103, am cerut traduc\u0103tor, altfel riscam s\u0103 d\u0103m \u00een vreo boal\u0103 a colonului aromat, cu banii lua\u0163i \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi f\u0103cut m\u0103car o poz\u0103 a orgiei. Dar ne-am domolit, numai pentru c\u0103 n-ar fi \u00eenc\u0103put toate pe mas\u0103. Vorba ceea, bani au \u015fi \u0163iganii.<\/p>\n<p>Cu <strong>L\u2019 Harmattan<\/strong> m-am \u00een\u0163eles de minune, din priviri, din sim\u0163iri. A\u015f fi construit \u00eempreun\u0103 dezastrul imediatului.\u00a0 \u00cemi place s\u0103 \u015fochez papilele, s\u0103 inund g\u00e2tlejul, s\u0103 anesteziez senzorii, s\u0103 p\u00e2rjolesc orice st\u0103 \u00a0receptacului \u00een cale sau s\u0103 mentolez cerebelul, c\u00e2nd experimentez vreun fel de m\u00e2ncare. Adaptez re\u0163eta c\u00e2nd n-am fix ce \u00eemi trebuie, \u00eentreb de eventuale alergii \u00eenainte de a invita cobaiul. Ba chiar m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 plata presta\u0163iei va fi pe m\u0103sura senza\u0163iei (\u015fi pot aprecia dup\u0103 sticla de vin pe care o uscam cam c\u00e2t de departe o s\u0103 mearg\u0103 rela\u0163ia \u00eentre buc\u0103tar \u015fi victim\u0103).<\/p>\n<p>Cu toate am fost \u00eentr-o rezonan\u0163\u0103 perpetu\u0103, de-a lungul serii. P\u00e2n\u0103 la desert. Aici a ap\u0103rut diferen\u0163a, argumentul &#8222;contra&#8221; \u015fi moartea pasiunii. C\u0103ci eu, \u00eenainte de a livra punctul culminant, z\u00e2mbind cu g\u00e2nduri sub\u00een\u0163elese despre (r\u0103s)plat\u0103, ei bine, prefer s\u0103 fac rondelele de portocale pres\u0103rate cu scor\u0163i\u015foar\u0103 folosind alt cu\u0163it dec\u00e2t cel cu care am tocat ceapa pentru tocana cu nume indescifrabil,\u00a0 servit\u0103 la primul fel. E un fel de \u015fut \u00een ou\u0103 pe care \u0163i-l dai singur \u015fi apoi te \u00eentrebi de ce blonda de la drept n-a mai sunat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Merit\u0103 s\u0103 merge\u0163i \u00een <strong>L\u2019Harmattan<\/strong> chiar \u015fi numai pentru experien\u0163a transcedental\u0103, \u00een care cuvintele mai bine nu le roste\u015fti. C\u0103 risc\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 vorbe dup\u0103 aceea.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 MAX.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-9762\" title=\"harma1\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/harma1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-9763\" title=\"harma2\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/harma2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pe vremea c\u00e2nd eram ceva mai t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi cuptorul casei unde locuiam eu era defect, jinduiam la g\u0103telile de le vedeam prin GoodFood. \u015ei c\u00e2nd tenta\u0163ia este mare, singurul mod de a \u00eei face felul &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,103],"tags":[556,718,1052,1822,2009,2848,3001],"class_list":["post-9761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carciuma-din-drum","category-promo","tag-bucuresti","tag-centru","tag-desert","tag-lharmattan","tag-marocan","tag-restaurant","tag-scump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}