{"id":978,"date":"2008-03-30T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T06:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/la-restaurant\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T09:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T06:25:00","slug":"la-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/la-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"La restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un domn distins intra intr-un restaurant luxos din Bucuresti, se aseaza la o masa si cere un meniu. Dupa ce parcurge tacticos tot ce ii putea oferi in materie culinara stabilimentul, cheama un chelner pentru a comanda.<br \/>&#8211; Nu  va suparati, creier aveti, intreaba clientul cu speranta in glas. Dupa o pauza de cateva secunde, de parca ar face mental &#8222;inventarul&#8221; intregului meniu, vine raspunsul chelnerului:<br \/>&#8211; Aaa, nu. Din pacate nu avem.<br \/>Vizibil dezamagit clientul asi coboara din nou privirea asupra meniului, cautand ceva care sa-i astampere foamea. Dupa zece secunde se decide:<br \/>&#8211; Bun, atunci &#8230; daca nu aveti creier, dati-mi si mie o limba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un domn distins intra intr-un restaurant luxos din Bucuresti, se aseaza la o masa si cere un meniu. Dupa ce parcurge tacticos tot ce ii putea oferi in materie culinara stabilimentul, cheama un chelner pentru &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}