{"id":995,"date":"2008-03-30T09:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T06:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/30\/la-ginecolog\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T09:03:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T06:03:00","slug":"la-ginecolog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/la-ginecolog\/","title":{"rendered":"La ginecolog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vine o tipa timida la ginecolog. Bate incet la usa si nimeni. Baga capul pe usa si vede doi oameni imbracati in alb.<br \/>&#8211; Pot sa intru ?<br \/>&#8211; Desigur!<br \/>&#8211; Pot sa ma dezbrac? zice femeia cam tematoare.<br \/>&#8211; Bineinteles!<br \/>&#8211; Pot sa ma asez pe masa?<br \/>&#8211; Da,da! dupa vreo 10 min de stat pe masa timp in care cei doi nu au baga-to in seama, femeia isi face curaj si intreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Dar nu veniti sa va uitati  la mine?<br \/>&#8211; Ba da doamna. Vin cei doi,  se uita si exclama foarte tare:<br \/>&#8222;OOOAAAAUUUUU!!!!&#8221;<br \/>&#8211; E chiar asa de grav dom&#8221; doctor?<br \/>&#8211; Nu stim, doamna. Noi suntem zugravii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vine o tipa timida la ginecolog. Bate incet la usa si nimeni. Baga capul pe usa si vede doi oameni imbracati in alb.&#8211; Pot sa intru ?&#8211; Desigur!&#8211; Pot sa ma dezbrac? zice femeia cam &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}